Yes I cuss yes I drink if that makes me a bad mom shirt

I work out every day. I have mom friends who don’t exercise. I mean other than running around like Yes I cuss yes I drink if that makes me a bad mom then shit hand me a beer shirt. Does that make either of us a better mom? Nope. I have a friend who gave birth in a pool in her living room. I pushed mine out in a hospital bed after receiving a gift from the epidural fairy. Both of us are good moms. I drink a beer or glass of wine sometimes in front of my kids!) on occasion. I’m a good mom.